Twitter is a wonderful thing, perhaps mankind's greatest achievement of all time. But it has one major flaw-- using it requires you to waste time thinking about and typing what you want to Tweet. Well, no longer! With this handy generator you can automatically create a piece of fascinating information and send it straight to your status for the world to pay attention to.

Code based on the Video Game Name Generator

I'm hoping to improve the vocabulary of this generator. Suggest some inane updates or accounts for me to dissect.